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PETER SAGAL, host:

Now panel, what souvenir is Chinese President Hu Jintao taking back with him from his U.S. trip? Tom Bodett?

Mr. TOM BODETT (Author; Humorist): To be put on permanent display at the Beijing Museum of American Relations, President Hu accepted the lifelike remains of Henry Kissinger.

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SAGAL: Roxanne Roberts?

Ms. ROXANNE ROBERTS (Columnist, Washington Post): Duh, first base.

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SAGAL: And Luke Burbank?

Mr. LUKE BURBANK (Host, "Too Beautiful to Live"): Joe Biden's hair plugs, thus sending a message to any other country who thinks they can welsh on their Chinese debts.

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CARL KASELL, host:

Well, if he takes home any of those, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!

SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Roxanne Roberts, Tom Bodett and Luke Burbank. Thanks to all of you for listening. I am Peter Sagal. We will see you next week.

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